Well, I was feeling a little discouraged because I bought another powerball ticket this week, and still didn't win. Then, I checked my gmail this morning and found a message google accidentally labeled as spam.
Some guy in the Ivory Coast has $14.7 million that was supposed to be used to purchase illegal weapons for his now deceased boss. And all I need to do is send him my bank account information and he'll deposit the money in my account for me. Once he puts the money in my account, he and his family will come see me so I can meet him and officially become business partners and invest our money.
At first, I was skeptical, but he reassured me: "I do not know how you may feel about this but I want you to take this very serious and confidential." So, don't tell anyone else, I just had to share my news.
Gotta go - I have to call my bank and let them know to be expecting a deposit...