OK, so it's not like I get a LOT of email from this site, but I do get email from people who are too shy to leave a comment (or, more likely, don't want anyone else to know they actually waste their time on this garbage).
So, since I had more than a couple (that's 3), I've decided to actually address the questions and share with y'all (how's that for a southern accent?). Please keep in mind, most of these (if most of 3 is 2) were part of a longer message and the question may or may not draw the same answer here as it would have in the context of the message from which it originated. I'm trying to entertain here, folks...
Q: Do the holidays really have you that depressed?
A: No. I'm not a fan of Christmas to begin with. Yes, this one is a little tough because it's the first Christmas since my parents' divorce, but trust me, it was never something I looked forward to.
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Q: Is the glass half empty or half full?
A: Oh, lord. If you knew me, you'd know my answer to this one, and you never would have asked. Here goes: Neither. The glass is always full, as it's an open-ended vessel. True emptiness requires a vacuum, and a vacuum in an open-ended vessel is impossible. At least, I haven't figured out how to make it work.
The real question is: Why haven't you filled the glass with beer?
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Q: You up for a game of trivia at E any time soon?
A: Sure. When's good for you?
2 comments:
so. can we ask ANYTHING?
Sure. Doesn't mean I'll answer it. :)
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