Q: Any New Year's Resolutions?
A: Sure. I will not eat chocolate, french fries, or drink a domestic light beer this year.
Q: Who's John?
A: I've been dating John since September, after his sister spent 10 months chasing me down and telling me I HAD to meet her brother. She was right. I'm glad we met. :)
Q: How's work?
A: Don't ask.