I have one, that is. And I would give (almost) anything to make it figurative and not literal. I'm currently hosting the "call doctor for muscle relaxers v. get appointment with a chiropractor" debate in my head. It's enough to make my head spin, except I can't look to the left. Or up. So, if you should see me with my head drooping down and to the right with a stream of drool hanging from my lip, it's the meds.