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[Random first name of some other woman I also have had no interaction with] and I were inquiring about Justin T. concert tickets.
And, if I am remembering correctly, your husband was given (sic) some away yesterday.
Do you know if he has any extra (2 tickets) that we could purchase?
[Insert name here]
I could have had a field day with this, and gone off on her for marrying me off to Brad Schmidt, or for hitting me up for tickets (yes, I do realize she did offer to pay for them) the day after I was informed that I was being "transitioned" next week.
Instead, I replied that she must be mistaken, as my husband was (1) on vacation with me yesterday and (2) is in the sports department and probably wouldn't have access to concert tickets.
Sometimes, I wish I were more mean-spirited... :)